Swifter, Higher, Stronger

I know exactly what you’re thinking. You aren’t convinced that I have what it takes to be Batbear’s sidekick. You don’t think I can leap tall buildings with a single bound. Of course you’re absolutely right, but fortunately I don’t have to. Wrong superhero, and besides, I’m only applying to be the sidekick. No doubt you are still dubious, but I’m pretty tough for a small bear. I was even on the team for this year’s winter Olympics. If you don’t believe me, check it out for yourself at Swifter, Higher, Stronger

Have you ever been in the Olympics? I thought not, so let’s not hear any more about that. I’m applying to be Batbear’s sidekick, Bluejay, and that’s that.

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